Sterling Silver Dialogue #3

Sterling Silver Dialogue From The Movies: 

Do you know where they're from?

"You should learn to live as though you didn't exist."

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." 

"I've done a lot of lying in my time. I've lied to men who wear belts. I've lied to men who wear suspenders. But I'd never be so stupid as to lie to a man who wears both belt and suspenders."

"Do you drink a lot?" (reply) "Not a lot - just frequently."

"You're drunk!"   (reply) "And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life."

"I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on."

"I distrust a man who says 'when'. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does."

"I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes."

(when propositioned for sex) "What am I, a bowl of fruit? A tangerine that peels in a minute?" 

"You've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels."

"That's fish four days old. I won't buy it!"

"Sidney, this syrup you're giving out, you pour over waffles, not JJ Hunsecker".

"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic." 

"You're like a horse or a dog or a man or any other woman... Once I understand you, you're all right." 

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